Heard?
Posted on: Sunday, March 22, 2009
Posted at: 4:57 AM
Have you heard these before?

I met this girl outside the library.
I was introduced to her as she knew my friend.
me: so where are you from?
her (she's got a really long name and i'm not being racist): india.
me: oh, which part?
her: what do you mean which part? my whole body is from india.

I was in the carpark with my friend. 
He had a friend who I wanted to slap.
Let's just call his friend 'A'.
A: hey dude, what's car is this?
my friend (clueless about cars): erm i don't remember. i think it starts with 'T' though.
A: hmm... that's weird. i thought cars all start with petrol.

I was in my friend's car.
until now, i don't know why he's friends with that bimbo in the car.
I didn't know her. I was just hitching a ride. 
her: hey your radio's broken.
me: really? it sounds fine.
him: yeah. it's fine. i just got my car serviced last week.
her: but it's 5.09pm now. why does your radio say 92.9?

we were just chilling and planning a night out.
this guy joined in, completely clueless.
me: so which club are we going to?
random guy: i hope the membership fee is cheap. this club i went to, i need to pay $40 a month.

my god. i don't know these people.