Jay Chou Wants Us!
Posted on: Friday, September 12, 2008
Posted at: 3:19 AM
With regards to Khew's 'thick-skinned-paris-hilton-held-my-cd' as well as his 'girls-going-ga-ga-over-my-poster-in-freo'...

WE'RE WANTED AND FAMOUS TOO!
YOUR LOOK-A-LIKE WANTS US!

AND...
There's his signature at the bottom to prove it! 
Ha!


Khew, Stop Dreaming!
Posted on:
Posted at: 2:09 AM
Just a message for Khew:

You should be studying now!
Stop dreaming!
Come back to reality!

For those who want to know what I'm talking about, read his blog. 
Don't faint.

Interesting...
Posted on:
Posted at: 1:22 AM
1...
Harky is craving for soya bean. 
Weilun was kind enough to walk her to the vending machine.
Soya bean = $1.50
Harky puts in $2.20.
Weilun: Why did you put in $2.20?
Harky: Cos' I only have $2.20!
Weilun: But the drink's only $1.50.
Harky: (confidently) Yes, but I only have $2.20!
Weilun: Can't you just put in $2?
Harky: .....
Speechless.

2...
Weilun was showing us this email he got.
Pictures of this gay couple in China.
The rest were arm wrestling...
I know...
We were in the library.
Jasmin: Weilun you want to arm wrestle too?
Weilun: No I'm checking out this gay couple in my 'hot mail'
Jasmin: (shocked) Did you just say you're a hott male???
Weilun is so not one.

3...
Harky just finished her first day at work.
The next day, we asked her how was it.
Harky: I finished at 2 in the morning.
Jacelyn: How did you get back?
Harky: I walked.
Jacelyn: (with a straight face) Harky, you. have. no. brain.
Really?

4...
For some reason, 
Khew and Khai are a little racist against Indians.
They were bitching about their Indian housemates this one time.
Harky: (a little turned off) Why are you boys so racist?
Khew: Cos' they're Indians!
Harky: What's wrong with that??? I'm Indian too!
Khew: No you're not! You're Punjabi!
Harky: (with a straight face) Yeah, that's Indian!
Khew: (stunned) Is it? No, you're Punjabi!
Harky: Yes, Indians mean Punjabi, Hindus, etc.
Khew: No, you're Punjabi! Not Indian!
Yes Khew.
You're Cantonese.
Not Chinese.
Racist.

5...
Harky was telling us about her Dad telling her about the new house in Melbourne.
Harky: Should I transfer to Melbourne next semester?
Khew: If you're getting an average HD or D, you won't have problems transferring.
Me: Up to you la. I'm sure the universities there are not bad.
Harky: But Murdoch is like 5th best Australia in Uni!
Khew & Me: ... (confused)
She meant to say...
"Murdoch is like 5th best Uni in Australia"
Yes, maybe she does. have. no. brain.
No offence Harky.

6...
Harky, Jacelyn and I were in the library.
We saw Khai, one twin.
Obviously, Harky and I were wondering where Khew was.
Harky: Where's Khew?
Khai: Oh, he's at a moot.
We didn't know what it was then.
Me: Why is he at the farm milking cows????
Harky: Yeah, why he go farm never call us????
That's not what a moot is.




Metro Reminisce
Posted on: Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Posted at: 11:47 PM
Five...
We were on the dancefloor.
Stephanie and Edith just arrived.
By that time, Jacelyn and Khai had at least 4 shots already.
Stephanie wanted a drink and asked what they recommend.
After some discussion in the loud music...
Khai: DO YOU WANT THE COCK SUCKING COWBOY?
Stephanie: (shocked) Did he just say suck his cock???
She couldn't hear him properly.

Four...
Harky tripped in the club.
Khai, when he was still sober enough, caught her by her wrist.
Jacelyn (gone): HEY KHAI AND HARKY HOLDING HANDS AH!!
Harky: No, I fell and he caught me and helped me up!
Jacelyn (in my face and still gone): EH HARKY AND KHAI HOLD HANDS LEH!!
She was gone.

Three...
Jacelyn was kicked out of the club, The Library.
She sat outside by the wall in the cold.
We obviously went out to get her.
Jacelyn (looking at us innocently): Why they kick me out ah?
Harky: Oh my God. Do you want me to take a picture and show you how you look like?
She had her makeup on... smudged. Neither could she walk properly.

Two...
On the way out of Metro, Khai decided to crumble.
He puts his arm around Harky's shoulder.
She wanted to hit him.
Khai: Lead me to the entrance...
Harky: The entrance is just right there!
Khai: Lead me to the entrance...
After 5 steps...
Khai decided to be a hero and walk the stairs on his own.
Harky: Khai wait! I'll help you!
Khai: (hardly standing straight) I can walk by myself!
Great. So why must Harky 'lead him to the entrance'??

One...
7 of us squeezed in the car.
Sharon drove.
Edith and I were on the floor in the back.
Jacelyn couldn't wait to go back to Sean.
THROUGHOUT the trip...
Jacelyn: Are we there yet?
Every 5 seconds!
Jacelyn: What freeway is this? I know it's something that rhymes with banana.
She saw the road sign. Surprisingly, she could read.
Jacelyn: KWINANA!!!!
We finally got to the SV.
Harky: We're here.
Jacelyn: So fast?
Oh my God. If that trip was any longer, I'd kill myself, or kill her.